Waves of nostalgia

me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok

i don’t mind being alone, i just hate feeling alone

(Source: verticurl, via crystallized-teardrops)

doll-ballet:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(via everlastingjesus)

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

(via crystallized-teardrops)

bre-aking:

My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome. 

(via gelly-sandwich)

dicksplit:

first day of kindergarten 

(via betweenlegs)